bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
So lets review:
Chris Colfer…
- One of the main stars on Glee
- Went on tour 2 times (for about 6 weeks)
- Winner of several awards including a Golden Globe
- Has written a movie
- Starred in the movie that he had written
- Wrote a Disney screenplay
- Wrote ‘The Land Of Stories’
- Did a booktour
- Is in the process of writing the sequel to TLOS
- Wrote a book adaption for SBL
- Is a New York Times bestselling author
- Is 22 years old
- Looks like this:
Me:
