This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.
ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug
you know my name not my
Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.
small obama chases a much larger version of himself
I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
literally fuck off
Saw this episode yesterday and was amazed and baffled. This show is trying to get to these kids early.
Don’t date men who disrespect women, doesn’t matter if he’s nice to you. If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, nah.
If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, he’ll get around to you sooner or later.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
Anonymous said: I'm not sure if you're aware, but one of those dodgy, virus-looking things about followers keeps cropping up on your page! If you go to settings -> apps you can get rid of it I think? (I'm no expert idk)
Oh my gosh, thank you honey!